Logan, how old is Ollie?
Ollie is...one!
How old are you?
I'm two...and three.
Right, two going on three. How old is Daddy?
Daddy is thirty-five!
How old is Mommy?
(Pause)
How old is Mommy?
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No!
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"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." (Ogden Nash, American poet.)
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- The Bills Family
- Austin, Texas, United States
- Amy and Larry Bills; our two boys, Logan and Oliver; our cats, Rizzo and Cricket. And always in our hearts, baby Avery.
Debut Novel by Larry Bills
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Predator Ridge?
Several years ago on a trip to Colorado we visited the Denver Zoo in eager anticipation of their new exhibit, "Predator Ridge." This exciting installation was supposed to be "a panoramic view of Africa!" featuring lions, spotted hyenas, African wild dogs, crowned cranes, African porcupines, banded mongoose, vulturine guineafowl and more.
On the day of our visit, however, the only animals visible at Predator Ridge were two fat lions basking in squares of shade. "Huh," we said. "Two lazy cats waiting to be fed. We can get this at home." And thus, our manor had a name.
On the day of our visit, however, the only animals visible at Predator Ridge were two fat lions basking in squares of shade. "Huh," we said. "Two lazy cats waiting to be fed. We can get this at home." And thus, our manor had a name.
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